marage

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by the oracle (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Thursday, 08-Jun-2017 13:10:06

Before Marriage...

Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

Girl: Do you want me to leave?

Boy: No! Don't even think about it.

Girl: Do you love me?

Boy: Of course! Over and over!

Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?

Boy: No! Why are you even asking?

Girl: Will you kiss me?

Boy: Every chance I get!

Girl: Will you hit me?

Boy: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!

Girl: Can I trust you?

Boy: Yes.

Girl: Darling!

After marriage...

Read it from bottom to top.

Post 2 by lalady (This site is so "educational") on Thursday, 08-Jun-2017 16:31:47

I shouldn't be laughing, but...Hahaha.

Post 3 by HellTabby666 (Shh... quiet, you might piss somebody off.) on Thursday, 08-Jun-2017 18:40:35

Hahahha.

Post 4 by Remy (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Thursday, 08-Jun-2017 20:01:02

Not really funny to me. Marriage seems to be this horrible prison full of misery
in pop culture. More sad really.

Post 5 by forereel (Just posting.) on Friday, 09-Jun-2017 10:14:06

Smile.
Just a joke.